Stolen from ~SecretGuitar1

Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[x] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion

Total: 6 (Anorexia is actually about way more than thinking you're fat. There are a lot of people with this disorder who feel they have lost control over their life, so they control their eating habits to feel like there's at least something in their hands.)

ADHD
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything. (I can barely concentrate)
[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[ ] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7. (I guess I need a lot of attention, but I also need my alone-time)
[ ] You aren't very shy.

Total: 8

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[ ] You have very high self esteem at times.
[x] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 13

Bulimia Nervosa
[ ] You've thrown up all your food at one time
[ ] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[x] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.  
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.

Total: 14

Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.  
[x] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[ ] You've stayed out all night.
[x] You have/attempted to run away from home.

Total: 17

Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[x] You always, or normally, are crying.
[x] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[ ] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] Hope is no longer there for you.

Total: 25 (Well this one was obvious, I mean I have depression)

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.  

Total: 28

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[ ] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness. (At times, when it's too crowded I freak out)
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex.
[x] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.

Total: 34

All around total: 34

I expected it to be somewhere around this number.
But then again, everyone has a mental disorder these days it seems.
Even if you think you don't, they'll find something...

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW.